me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
"My pronoun of choice is ‘they.’"
… But you’re one person.
Look at this dumb ho I’m going to drag them. See singular they. Now I’m going to drag you for failing English classes plus looking like a horse
imagine if cartoon characters were Real but they were like celebrities so you’d see like yami yugi grocery shopping and someone is like “SAY THE LINE!!!” and he half heartedly points and goes “it’s time to duel…”
stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
Nicki Minaj is also a real person who makes real decisions for herself and made a video and song that celebrated her own body and her own sexuality while outright critiquing the Male Gaze through visual metaphor
Jessica Drew is not a real person and was drawn by a man in a submissive position who visually objectifies her (spandex doesn’t work on asses like that come on) and every female superhero he’s drawn. And he can’t even draw a background right.
repeat it with me now everybody: made up women drawn for gross men to jerk off to are NOT equivalent to real life women expressing their sexuality for their own benefit
when your parents tell you to go out and get some fresh air